Thursday, October 03, 2013

The Ten Neo-Commandments

10. Thou shalt not meddle in the affairs of other nations.

9. Though shalt not threaten other nations.

8. Though shalt not trample thy neighbor’s land.

7. Though shalt not bomb thy neighbor’s homes.

6. Though shalt not covet thy neighbor’s oil

5. Thou shalt not "destabilize" thy neighbor’s government.

4. Thou shalt not impede thy neighbor’s commerce.

3. Though shalt not abuse thy prisoners.

2. Thou shalt not bear false witness against other nations.

1. Thou shalt not do as we do.

[David Letterman]

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