Tom: “Colonel, what if 100,000 Afghani’s marched non-violently on a U.S. base?”Colonel: “Well, let’s thank God people don’t think that way.”Tom: “We can hunt and kill Muslims, but can’t make jokes about them?”Tom: “Can I drop a joke from a drone?”Tom: “There have been 26,000 reported sexual assaults in the U.S. military last year. So let’s give it up for the troops, or they’ll force you to.”
Comedian: Tom Simmons
