Are You Waiting To Receive My Limp Penis?

Oh that's a nice headlock sir!

I see that you know your Judo well.

Tetta and farewell.

A former chef who dines at expensive restaurants and then pleads poverty has been convicted for the 54th time of refusing to pay for a meal.

Paul Charles Dozsa, 48, dubbed ''the restaurant runner'' by local newspapers, was fined $160 on Monday for refusing to pay a $50 bill at a Chinese restaurant.

The following day, he dined out at the five-star Sheraton-Wentworth hotel, then told the staff he could not pay the $48 cheque. He was fined $200 for that offense on Wednesday and ordered to compensate the restaurant.

Dozsa pleaded guilty to the charges, saying he was ''in a state of inebriation."

Sydney's most famous restaurant runner, who has 54 convictions for failing to pay for meals, appeared in court once more yesterday.

Paul Charles Dozsa, 48, unemplyed and of no fixed address, was charged before the magistrate, Mr S. D. Hyde, in Cental Local Court with failing to pay for a meal.

After being further charged with obtaining credit by deception, he was placed on a 12-month, $500, good-behavior bond.

Damage Control: Run, Hide and Fight

Surviving An Active Shooter Event

What would you do if you found yourself in the middle of a mass shooting? 

“Your survival may depend on whether you have a plan.”

This is a $200,000 training video that has been developed to help people survive what the US calls an ‘active shooter event’.

The Mayor’s Office of Public Safety and Homeland Security Department produced the video, which offers a three-step guide on confronting such an unthinkable scenario: run, hide, fight.

The key to survive such a live-or-die scenario is mirrored in the video’s title: run, hide and fight. The video may be viewed online at: www.readyhoustontx.gov

“Anything you can put together to try to disarm the attacker,” Storemski said. “Whatever you can find, whether it be a hard object or a pointed object, can be thrown at him. It’s even better if multiple people are available to do that, working in tandem against the attacker.”

Via: The Houston Chronicle

The Lifesaving Tips Include:

RUN:

(When an active shooter is in your vicinity)

- If there is an escape path, attempt to evacuate
- Evacuate whether others agree to it or not
- Leave your belongings behind
- Help others escape if possible
- Prevent others from entering the area
- Call 911 when you are safe

HIDE:

(If evacuation is not possible, find a place to hide)

- Lock and/or blockade the door
- Silence your cell phone (ringer & vibration)
- Hide behind large objects
- Remain very quiet

FIGHT:

(As a last resort, and only if your life is in danger)

- Attempt to incapacitate the shooter
- Act with physical aggression
- Improvise weapons
- Commit to your actions

A) Try to be aware of your environment
B) Always have an exit plan

911:

(When law enforcement arrives)

- Remain calm and follow instructions
- Keep your hands visible at all times
- Avoid pointing or yelling
- Know that help for the injured is on its way

A) Your actions can make a difference for your safety and survival
B) Be aware and be prepared