Thank God Almighty There Is No Coup

Photo: 4 great and patriotic Egyptian generals

Some people keep claiming that there was no coup in Egypt and that the generals aren’t ruling, here is why I disagree:

- If there was a coup, you'd see people being killed every day

- If there was a coup, only 5 nations in the world would have recognized the usurpers

- If there was a coup, the African Union would have suspended Egypt's membership

- If there was a coup, the international parliamentary body would have suspended Egypt's membership

- If there was a coup, America would have suspended some military aid to Egypt

- If there was a coup, John McCain would have said: "If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck."

- If there was a coup, Lindsey Graham would have said: "You have the person who was elected in jail, and the people who weren't elected in power."

- If there was a coup, Erdogan would have condemned it.

- If there was a coup, Tunisia's president would have said at the UN, that Morsi must return to rule.

- If there was a coup, ElBaradei would have abandoned the usurpers and fled the country

- If there was a coup, Sisi would ask for guarantees and protections in the new constitution

- If there was a coup, some people would ask Sisi to become president

- If there was a coup, there would be protests every day

- If there was a coup, people would be arrested and tortured to death

- If there was a coup, the usurpers would periodically beg President Morsi to resign, so they can get on with raping the nation

- If there was a coup, most U.N. members would have walked out during Nabel Famy's speech

- If there was a coup, people who opposed it, would be demonized in the media

- If there was a coup, people who opposed it would be declared traitors

- If there was a coup, songs would be written to divide the nation

- If there was a coup, Fatwas would be issued legitimizing the murdering of the people

- If there was a coup, Mosques would be burned

- If there was a coup, thousands of Mosques would be closed and Imams fired.

- If there was a coup, Sisi would have installed Adly "The Mute" Mansour as puppet president

- If there was a coup, donkeys would be confiscated due to having the letters "CC" painted on them

Thank God Almighty there is no coup!