Thank You Hater!

Posted by "CavalierZee"


By "Clever Pie" and "Isabel Fay"



Dedicated to hard working internet trolls everywhere. Love ya, keep on trollin'! X Isabel & all the Clever Pies

Written & Performed by Isabel Fay
Directed & Edited by Chris Lincé

Produced by Isabel Fay & Tom Hopgood
Music Composed & Produced by Mark Roberts
Script Edited by Will MacLean
Animation by Howard Read
Choreography by Gavin Harrington-Odedra & Julia Cave

Dancers: Nathan Clarke, Natalie Coverley, Stephanie De Whalley, Joseph Fletcher, Alim Jayda, Chris Kayson, Lucy Mills, Lauren McGloan, Zoe Nicole, Georgina Smith, Aaron Tonks

Featuring: Misery Bear, Noel Clarke, Steve Furst, Richard Herring, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Helen Lederer, Josie Long, Dawn Porter, Tom Price, Isy Suttie

Director of Photography Lee York
Camera Craig Harman
Focus Puller Ali Moore
Grip Gary Parkhurst
Vox Pops Camera Stuart Biddlecombe & Matthew Hall

Casting Annelie Powell
Wardrobe Daisy Babbington
Make Up Claire Urquart & Margarida Marinho
2nd AD Darren Vale
Wardrobe Assistant Sasha Richards
Production Assistant Molly Hayden

Violin -- Caitlin Nichol
Trumpet -- Rob Savin
Trombone -- Rob Paul Chapman
Backing Vocals -- Faith Baxter, Andy Duxfield
Piano -- Mark Roberts
Guitars -- Andy Duxfield
Drums -- Adam Crofts
Percussion -- Marcus Jackson

With Thanks to Helen Tindale at the Nice Green Café, Graham Smith, Caroline Norris, Shooting Partners, Cruet, MBH Photgraphy, 2fly Studios, Independent Talent, Cockpit Theatre, Nicola Lincé, Brett Goldstein, Roslyn Hill

And special thanks to all the trolls for their tireless efforts x

LYRICS:

Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you're cruel and spiteful,
But you're right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they're just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can't deny
How will we know if you don't tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by "fucking off and dying"?

Some might say you are a...
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don't upload things
You know we'd be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you're there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I'm really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn't rape me like you promised that you would
We are like "that"; I really get you
You're right about that laughing kid, he is a total "cnut".

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled "cancer"
But I know that it's a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you'd also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn't do funny
But you'd fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I'll join the queue!

Some might say you're a...
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn't for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You're So Vain,
But this song is all about you!