Jesus Built My M-16

Song & Lyrics by: The Future Patriots

A political propaganda music video from Donald Rumsfeld's youth group, the Future Patriots of America.

"Chapter 11: If anyone tries to harm them fire flashes from the mouths of the Prophets, and consumes their enemies." [Unknown Narrator]

"We've never seen this kind of evil before." [George "dubya" Bush]

Jesus built my M-16,
This gun shoots holy fire.
It tells if you're a terrorist,
It knows if you're a liar.
And if you stand against us,
We'll blow you straight to hell,
You towel-wearing, freedom-hating, godless,infidel.

Cause Jesus built my M-16, oh lord,
Jerry Falwell gave me a grenade.
Satan is on the run,
Cause God gave me a gun,
Jesus built my M-16

Jesus built my M-16,
He tells me who to kill!
He used to be a carpenter,
But it didn't pay the bills.
So now, he's making weapons,
We use in a holy war.
Too bad he don't make the oil,
That's worth killing for.

Jesus built my M-16, oh lord,
Pat Robertson gave me a land Mine.
Satan's on the run,
Cause God gave me a gun,
Jesus built my M-16.

Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition,
Armageddon's here, thank God I'm a Christian.
Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition,
Jesus built my M-16.

Jesus built my M-16,
And I'm on a Crusade.
Evil Doers tremble, When providence gets paid.
And me, I think it's nasty
but Rumsfeld thinks it's nice,
When you get the chance to go
And kill someone for Christ!

Jesus built my M-16, oh lord,
Jerry Falwell gave me a grenade
Stan's on the run,
Cause God gave me a gun.

Jesus built my M-16,
Jesus built my M-16,
Jesus built my M-16!

Who Would Jesus Kill?



I really have nothing positive to say, because this piece says it all too well on its own. I leave the esteemed readers to come to your own conclusions.