Funny Quotes From Comdeians
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"The Democrats say they are raising the minimum wage--because something must be done to protect Kevin Federline's future." [Conan O' Brien]


"The U.S. Army has launched its new recruitment slogan, ARMY STRONG, which replaces its previous slogan, AN ARMY OF ONE. Meanwhile, the U.S. Navy is sticking with its recruiting slogan: Iraq--IT'S ALMOST ENTIRELY LANDLOCKED." [Seth Meyers]


The following depicts a characture of Saddam Hussein standing in the front, with 2 U.S. M.P's standing behind him:

Saddam Hussein: "If I Did Kill 100,000 Kurds, Here's How It happened."

The 2 M.P's: "He's Hoping To land A Book Deal Like O.J."


The above three quotes are from Time Magazine, the November 27th, 2006 issue...