******* I'm Not A Crook! *******
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These are hilarious Richard Nixon quote...

1. Bugs:
"Im glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin, you never know if someone's tape recording what you say."

2. Funeral Comment:
"This is a great day for France!"
[While attending Charles De Gaulle's Funeral]

3. How You Play:
"I have never had much sympathy for the point of view, 'It isn't whether you win or lose that counts, but how you play the game.'"

4. Legal:
"When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal."
[Nixon White House Tapes]

5. Lying:
"I was not lying! I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
[Richard Nixon discussing Watergate in 1978]

6. People:
"This would be an easy Job if you didn't have to deal with people."
[[Alone In The White House, pg 326]

7. Saint Richard:
"I would have made a good Pope."