***** "What I Learned From Watching Movies" *****
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--when they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak english to each other--

--when being chased through town, you can always elude your tail by mixing in with a passing chinese parade complete with dragon--

--If you need to reload your gun, you'll always have extra ammunition than the original amount you started the gunfight with--

--you'll survive any war, unless you make the fatal mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home--

--a man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman attempts to clean his wounds--

--when paying for a taxi, don't look in your wallet as you take out a bill; Just grab one at random and hand it to the driver, It'll always be the exact fare--

--cars that crash will always yield a mini-nuclear explosion--

--a single match is sufficient to light up a room the size of Wembly Stadium--

--when driving down a perfectly straight road, it's necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments--

--you can always count on finding a parking spot directly outside the building you are visiting--

--a cop can only solve a case after he's been suspended from duty--

--It doesn't matter if you're heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight. your adversaries will dance around in a threatening manner and graciously wait until you have knocked out their predecessors--

--people involved in car chases, hijackings, explosions, volcanic eruptions or alien invasions are always vivacious--

--once applied, lipstick never rubs off, even while scuba diving--

--you can always find a chainsaw when you need one--

--all locks can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in a nano-second--