Can I Have A Quickie?
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One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.

A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.

Bush leans close to her and says: "can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney leans over and tells Bush:
"George, it's pronounced quiche!"