***** 10 Excuses *****
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'the ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk'

1- they told me at the blood bank this would happen.

2- this is a 20 minute power nap you raved about in the time management memo you sent me.

3- whew! I left the top off the whiteout, thank God you arrived in time.

4- I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new bussiness strategy.

5- I was testing the computer keyboard for drool resistance.

6- who put decaf in the wrong cup?

7- I was putting to good use your excessive free time you can't get a handle on.

8- darn! why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out that accounting problem.

9- does your keyboard make funny noise too?

10- raise your head slowly and say: "thank you lord. Amen!"