For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee performance evaluations:
1- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.
2- I would not allow this employee to breed.
3- This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.
4- When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
5- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
7- He would argue with a signpost.
8- He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
9- A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.
10 -He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
11- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
12- Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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