Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Job Evaluation Quotes

For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee performance evaluations:



1- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig.

2- I would not allow this employee to breed.

3- This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.

4- When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

5- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

7- He would argue with a signpost.

8- He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.

9- A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.

10 -He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

11- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.

12- Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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